AWARD WINNING JOKE

This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition organized in Britain

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. " Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" . " The only thing is ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! ...................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................... I just quit drinking"!!!

Santa Vs Banta(HINDI)

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Santa jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
achanak Banta jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga,
Santa ne pucha ki ulta kyon
latka hai, Banta bola,
"Oye, side B gaa raha hun."
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Santa and Banta

Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Why does a Banta keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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How Does Santa Cheated the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
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One day Santa talking with his friend Banta.......
Santa: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta: Is it! Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.

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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.

She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am watching?"
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