Santa and Banta

Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Why does a Banta keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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How Does Santa Cheated the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
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One day Santa talking with his friend Banta.......
Santa: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta: Is it! Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.

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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.

She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am watching?"
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