Once a smart S/W engineer and his PM were traveling towards Ooty in a train.

Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma.

With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our S/W engineer & that girl.

After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.

Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.

Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grand ma thought that, --

"The Guy is a rogue;

How dare he is?

He has kissed my grand daughter!

But my Grand daughter is genuine;

She immediately slapped that guy."

PM thought that,--

"I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl!

But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"

That girl thought that,--

"I feel happy,

When that guy kissed me,

But I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".

Finally, do u know what our clever S/W engineer thought?—

"This *one minute* in my life is wonderful,

It hardly comes...because,

At a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."